Chapter 2 of My Attempt at a Novel

Chapter 2: For the Love of Fig Newtons, Don’t Let DeKalb and Jefferson Cross Breed!!!
“I should show you my house,” said Broadway Lorimer to Flushing Shea. “OK,” responded Flushing Shea. “Just leave the snake out here. It can hang out with Jefferson,” said Broadway Lorimer. “OK, I’ll just put him down right over here,” said Flushing Shea while placing DeKalb right next to Jefferson as he went into the Lorimer residence.As Flushing walked inside, he was flabbergasted at the fact that it must have been at least three times as big as his house right next door. Once Flushing Shea and Broadway Lorimer got up to the 97th floor in the Lorimer residence, Flushing noticed an UltraMax 7500X Telescope pointing towards a window. Flushing Shea took a very long and very puzzled look at the telescope, ultimately wondering why in the world someone would put a high powered telescope pointing right towards his house. “That is not your house,” said Broadway Lorimer, “That’s the White House.” “Wow, your house is pretty darn big,” replied a now not confused Flushing Shea. “How did you not even notice they were building it?” replied the now confused Broadway Lorimer. “I do not think I have any windows on that side of my house, so I thought my house was the only house in the borough of Manhattan,” replied Flushing Shea, trying to clear up the confusion. Flushing Shea then decided to look through the UltraMax 7500X Telescope on the 47th Floor of the Lorimer residence to see how DeKalb and Jefferson were doing. So Flushing Shea and Broadway Lorimer took the jet powered super elevator down to the fourty seventh floor. They then searched desperately for the one room out of fifty seven rooms that had the UltraMax 7500X Telescope pointing towards DeKalb and Jefferson. Broadway Lorimer grabbed her electronic pocket map to her house out of her right pocket of her blue denim jeans and clicked “Search For Telescope”. When prompted to choose the floor she was searching for, she, for clearly obvious reasons, entered “Forty Seventh Floor” into the search box. The electronic pocket map then guided Broadway Lorimer and Flushing Shea towards the incredibly miniscule storage room with the teensy tiny window which the telescope peered right out of. Flushing Shea and Broadway Lorimer just barely were able to both fit in the room. Once Flushing Shea and Broadway Lorimer were in the room, Flushing Shea peered through the UltraMax 7500X Telescope to where Jefferson and DeKalb were hanging out. When Flushing Shea spied on the dog and snake’s activities, he was shocked. “Oh no! They’re trying to cross breed!” loudly exclaimed Flushing Shea, startling Broadway Lorimer. The two sprinted into the elevator, got inside of the elevator, and proceeded to press the button that would send the elevator hurtling down to the 1st floor. The elevator then, as expected, proceeded to hurtle down to the 1st floor of the Lorimer residence. As Flushing Shea and Broadway Lorimer exited the elevator, they darted out of the gargantuan front door and down the front steps only to find that their worst nightmare had been confirmed. Jefferson and DeKalb cross breeded. “Uh oh,” said Flushing Shea, “An expert on Pacific Diamondback Rattlesnakes once told me something like this…”
“Flushing: Why can’t DeKalb go outside? Snakes love the outside!
Freeman: If DeKalb leaves into the open world, he could cross breed with other animals, and might end up creating some sort of mutated squirrel with 5 legs or a dog that shoots lazer beams out of its mouth.”
“Well that would never happen,” said Broadway Lorimer,”Dogs can’t shoot lazer beams out of their mouth.” “I do know a place that deals with cross breed pregnancies.” said Flushing Shea. “Where is this place you speak of?” replied Broadway Lorimer. “Canada.” replied Flushing Shea. “Well then I guess we are going on a trip to Canada!” said Broadway Lorimer. “But how in the world we we get to Canada?” responded Flushing Shea. “Do not worry,” responded an extremely calm Broadway Lorimer, “There’s a bridge off of the 172nd floor that leads right there.” So Flushing Shea, Broadway Lorimer, DeKalb, and Jefferson all walked into the mega fast super elevator on the 1st floor. Flushing Shea then pressed the button for the 172nd floor of the Lorimer residence, and the mega fast super elevator began hurtling upwards towards the 172nd floor of the Lorimer residence. Once Flushing Shea, Broadway Lorimer, DeKalb, and Jefferson reached the 172nd floor, they immediately searched for that fabled bridge in the
Lorimer residence which led to Canada. After searching around aimlessly for a total of thirty five minutes and thirty seven seconds, Broadway Lorimer finally stumbled upon the bridge to Canada. The bridge appeared to be several miles long. Flushing Shea stood in front of it flabbergasted.